If you walk into our dining room you might notice a dry erase board on our refrigerator. (Yeah, that's right, we have a refrigerator in our dining room. You have a problem with that? Didn't think so.) Heds and Jas use this to communicate important things like "Do Taxes" and "Wake me up by noon." But most of the board is filled with an array of hastily scribbled quotations. Random things I say, mostly, that for some reason my folks don't want to forget. They are bound to be erased, accidentally or otherwise, so it seems sensible to jot them down here. In no particular order or context...
(To Mom) "Will you wipe that up for me? With your shirt? Then put it in the washing machine."
(To M&D) "What are you saying, Grownups?
(To Buddy Cat) "Wake up you lazy boy."
(To Ernie) "Oh, Ernie, I'm so proud of you!"
"I hide my tasty crackers over here."
"I hide and my little pink friend find me."
(To M&D) "Watch this telephone fall down the icy mountain."
And last but not least, "Thank you! Thank you very much! I'll be here all week!"
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